• Skier and Creative Artist, www.rwnelmes.ca
• Born Oct.9, 1955, Powell River, British Columbia, Canada, North America.
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• I am a Libra.
• 2nd son of Edgar Norman Nelmes (Ted) and Sylvia Charlotte Nelmes (Maiden Evans).
• I live at 1 Bobs Place, Black Diamond Trail,

  
  7013 McDonell Forest Service Road, Smithers, BC, across the road from Dennis Lake Recreation Site. Directions

Coordinates: 54�46'34.13"N 127�26'16.56"W

• Skier, Creative Artist, Sculptor, Painter, Musician, Writer, Videographer, Photographer, Dreamer.
• I beleive in a society of friends, common sense, science, truth, natural law, natural and perfect compatibility ~ I am a realist.
• I was baptised in the United Church and brought up in the protestant environment (protest-ant), meaning ~ I am a heretic.

• I do not believe in, belong to, follow or serve

  The Illuminati, Kaballah, The Society of Knights of the Round Table, Bilderburg, Scientology, Odessa or any

  Cult, Secret Society, Monarchy, Religion, Skull and Bones, Masonic, Knights Templar, Freemason, Oddfellow, Scottish Rights, political party, fraternal organization, terrorist or criminal organization.

I never will.

I am a good man. ~ Family Tree

Nescit cedere
"He does not know how to give up."

Education

University Degree: 4 fun years, five including CNC.

• Bachelor of Business Administration, BBA ~ Simon Fraser University, Burnaby, British Columbia. 1984.



Equivalent to an Honors degree that I did not declare, I have no idea why, I just didn't want to take all those unnecessary electives.

After removing the unrepresentative low for a true statistical distribution of my work my grade point is a respectable 3.3 out of a possible 4.

Management:

Compensation Management
Organizational Behaviour
Contract Law
Small group dynamics
Communications
Structure

Marketing:

Consumer Marketing
Industrial Marketing
Business Analysis
Advertising

Accounting:


Accounting
Business Accounting
Management Accounting
Financial Management

Economics:


Micro Economics
Macro Economics
Third World Economics
Statistics

Management Information Systems:

Computers
Cobol Programming
Information Analysis
Database design and structure
Management reporting
System Planning and Analysis.

Electives:

History
English
Anthropology




Other Accreditation:


• Canadian Ski Instructors Alliance

  Level 2 CSIA, #74-076, Ski Instructor, 1973 just after I turned 18.

  Asst. Director Sno Pro Ski School, Prince George, BC, Canada, 1973-4.

  Level 3 CSIA, #74-076, Ski Instructor, 1978 Sunshine Village, 23 yrs old.

  Renewed during University at Whistler, examiner was Director Grouse Mtn.

  ~ not current.



• Canadian Sport Parachuting Association

  'C' Certificate of Proficiency - #2546 CSPA

  Radio Control of First Jumpers and dispatcher 1994-5(non CSPA),

  Satellite School First Jump Course Instructor 1995 (non CSPA). Calgary Skydive Center, Alberta.

  In example: 1st jump course for British Light Dragoons Canadina Forces base Suffield.

  Radio Control First Jumpers 2001-4, Drop Zone Coordinator 2002-4. Fraser Valley Skydive Center, Chilliwack, BC.



• Coach 1

  Theory 2002-3, and Technical, 1987.



• St. Johns Amubulance First Aid

  Circa 1970, Jr. Ski Patrol, not current, high marks.



• PHD, Doctorate of Skiing, University of Bob. Cando.

  I gave it to myself just for fun, can't get one any other way.

• Four Star General Skidio, M4 Tank Brigade. (Translation of Skidio, dio is latin for ' god ' )

  I tried to earn 5 Stars but the internet simulation wouldn't give it to me.
  A young fan at Tabor one day as he skied by on his way to the lift ' He's Tank Dio ', it was so nice.

~

Other Education:

• Collage of New Caledonia

  Prince George, BC, Canada, First year Sciences, Physics, Chemistry, Biology. 1974-5.
  I was thinking Pre-Med and then decided on becoming a Marine Biologist, then heck hit the fan ?.



• Prince George Senior Secondary School, PGSSS'73

  High School Grade 11 and 12, University Stream, Class of 1973,
  Bob, Bobby, num num, numers
  (Lakewood Lakers Football Team #33 Grade 11)



• Lakewood Junior Secondary School, Prince George, British Columbia, Canada.

  Grade 8 to 10 (Lakewood Lakers Football Team #33, Bob, Bobby)



• Spruceland Elementary School, Prince George

  Grade 6 and 7, Blue Bombers Pee Wee Football Team. In team photo I am standing beside the coach with white turtle neck on.



• Sunshine Hills Elementary School, North Delta, British Columbia, Canada

  Grade 5



• Wauchope Elementary School, Wauchope, New South Wales, Australia

  Grade 5, 6 months started in Grade 4



• Kulna Newsprint Mills Colony School, Kalishpur, Khulna, East Pakistan, (Present day Bangladesh).

  Grade 3 and 1/2 of 4



• Lakeview School, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

  Grade 2, Div 7 1962/3 and Grade 3



• Port Kells Elementary School, Surrey, British Columbia, Canada

  Grade 1, Div 5 1961/2

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Vital Statistics:

Base Line Normal, Top of the Bell Curve, White, Nordic, Original European DNA !

• Born Oct. 9, 1955. 5 min after midnight. 2nd son of Edgar Norman (Ted) Nelmes and Sylvia Charlotte Nelmes ( maiden Evans ), in Powell River, beautiful British Columbia, Canada.


• My DNA is recorded in an international DNA database, it was taken by the RCMP in 2011 when I lived at 3015 Purden Ski Hill Rd at Purden Ski Resort approx. 70 km east of Prince George, BC, Canada. I had reported strange occurences at Purden Mtn in relation to murders that may have occurred in the 70's. I volunteered it. See below.


• 5' 7" tall, 170cm.


• Top of the bell curve, not to short, not to tall

Proportionally perfect for our planet earth of one gravity.

• Effective: 7" penis 1.5" thick

round head, approx 2" at ridge, circumcised, small dark scar left side of cleft from a tick burrowing under the skin after picking mushrooms when I lived in Australia as a child. My uncle removed it with some gasoline. It works the insect just backed out and left.

• I have not had sex in 20 years. Not my choise, I have NO disease, none. I plan on suing a Smithers doctor for not taking toxicology for a head wound and infection. A false diagnosis, truth. An outright lie.


• For those who do not know my teeth were prepped for caps in 2009 but were never finished so I have no enamel and they have chipped. Pretty ugly looking so I don't smile much. I hope to get some false teeth this winter some time or make them myself.


• I have grey/light light blue eyes, sometimes blue, sometimes green. It's kind of cool.


• They were first described as hazel when I was a baby so have been described as that on my drivers lic and passport including other paperwork I may have filled out during my life unknowing they were grey/light light blue. I never thought about it, I know now. Just a boo boo by the doctor to my mother and father.


• FYI: My passport has not been renewed since I used it to go to London, England in the mid 90's. I have not traveled since except for a few crossings into the United States at the Sumas border crossing in Abbottsford, BC, using my drivers license. A few by car and once by bus !


• My first passport photo: Both of my ears were sewed back from my normal (see grade 1,2 photos) when I was 7, unnecessary surgery, right one botched, left one nerve cut. They have not been fixed.


• I grew up with blond hair developing to sandy strawberry/golden red blond and now grey.


• I have freckles on my back, on my arms and legs, lightly elsewhere.


• I am evolving.


• I am a clean, healthy, normal, single, heterosexual, straight, white male, descended from original european meaning from Neanderthal (Gog).


• I have not had sex or had a date in 20 years.



It is not that I didn't want to, I did and I do. I have a high libido, cults sell it without my permission.

• I do not have any type of sexually transmitted disease, none.


• I am squeeky clean.

Round scar between both eyebrows, Behind both ears ( plastic surgery at 7 botched ), tip of penis, insect tick removed in Australia, scar in eyebrow of right eye, scar across top of head 48 stitchs, Puti plati scar left shoulder, large keloid scar left thigh, small scar side of left knee, trigger finger scar left hand little finger, small scar back left lower shoulder blade removal of cyst, small scar inside right elbow, 2 yrs old, small scar right thumb, misc others.

~

Contact:

Understand:

I have not been receiving any email, twitter, facebook or mail electronic or paper pertaining to this website or my youtube videos since inception, May 2009.

If you have ever received one saying it is from me and your not a niegbhour, then it is/was fraudulent.

Active Emails:

( they are all being intercepted by authorities against my will, I have been receiving nothing but spam or house keeping. )

Bob@rwnelmes.ca

rwnelmes@hotmail.com

creativemilkproductions@gmail.com

robertwnelmes@gmail.com

rwnelmes@yahoo.com

Twitter:

@BobNelmes

The following is the mailing address on my drivers license.

I have never received any mail pertaining to my website or videos.

While in Smithers I have only received reminders for my drivers license and BC Medical.